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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
“Trailer, trailer, trailer, ooooh, like trailer, trailer, trailer, oooooh, like trailer, trailer, trailer, ooooh, I thought you’d always be mine.” – Gabe Delahaye. (Feat. Justin Bieber.) We have a...
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Star Trek: Into Darkness: A Movie Review
When the Jar Jar Binks version of Star Wars came out, I was in the middle of a lot of traveling, and so I missed it in its initial run. By the time I got home, the collective opinion was that the...
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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I’m not going to lie to you, things get pretty heavy today. Oh, the trailers are just movie trailers. There’s nothing particularly intense or even special about this week’s trailers. But somehow even...
View ArticleThey Should Remake Over The Top
I took a break from watching Arrested Development last night, because now that all of the episodes are here I suddenly remembered that THERE ARE OTHER THINGS IN LIFE GUYS LET’S ALL TAKE OUR CHILL...
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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
There’s a trailer for a new movie with Jake Gylenhaal this week and before I even watched it, when I just saw the screencap of it, I was like, oh yeah! Jake Gylenhaal! Love that guy, where has that...
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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
This week, as far as trailers is concerned, is like the platonic ideal of a movie trailers round up. We’re sort of in that gray area where the summer movies are actually in theaters and the winter...
View ArticleLet’s Talk About The Magic Magic Trailer!
I know that we always save movie trailers for Friday and that today is barely even Wednesday*, but can we make an exception for the Magic Magic trailer? Pleeeeeaaase? It’s a psychological thriller from...
View ArticleThe Best Phone Conversation In Movie Herstory
There have been many phone conversations in many movies over the years, but it is widely agreed that this is the very best one. (Via RatsOff!)
View ArticleWe Live In A Post-Bridesmaids World
Over at NPR’s website, Linda Holmes breaks down the presence of women in summer (and non-summer) movies and it’s not looking great. Oh well, we’ll always have that ONE movie!
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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Big day today! For trailers, I mean! At least as far as we are concerned! I guess when you think about it, these trailers were released at different points during the week, so there were other days...
View ArticleFINALLY: Choose Your Own Adventure: The Movie
After years of nervous anticipation, the American people breathe a sigh of relief to learn, as the Hollywood Reporter is Hollywood reporting, that FOX is moving forward with a “crossplatform”...
View ArticleWait, So, Did M. Night Shyamalan Write She’s All That Or Not?!
Last week, I’m sure you remember, we got word that M. Night Shyamalan had secretly written She’s All That this whole time. Ahhhhh, of course. We were wearing red every time we thought about M. Night...
View ArticleUpdating Poltergeist For A Modern Audience
Unlike Gabe, I love horror movies. (I assume we’re all on the same page with the stuff Gabe does and doesn’t like. We each have the chart?) I loved them when I was little and they would make me so...
View ArticleThis Is Just A Very Good Hand-Painted Poster For Raiders Of The Lost Ark From...
This hand-painted poster for Raiders of the Lost Ark from Ghana is very very good. Why don’t they make actual posters like this? (And why, since we are on the subject, don’t they make the whole WORLD...
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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I learned an important lesson in movie trailers this week, you guys, and how great they can be regardless of the actual movie they are advertising. Last night I saw a screening of a movie that has a...
View ArticleWhat Will Be Taken In Taken 3?
Let’s take this seriously, okay? No nonsense while we discuss what will be taken in Taken 3. “His parking space.” Is that what you were going to say? “The last donut in the break room.” Ugh. Obviously...
View ArticleYo, Is World War Z Anti-Semitic?
I took myself to see World War Z on Monday. Do you ever do that? Just take yourself to see a movie? It’s great! You should definitely try it. And you might as well try it with World War Z because it’s...
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This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
There are a lot of trailers this week! Does that mean any of them are any good? You will be the judge of that soon enough. You are the judge of everything. Judgy McJudgersonsalot. But maybe everyone...
View ArticleWait, Why Wasn’t John Travolta In Flight?
I’m not going to pretend I know how casting decisions are made in Hollywood. By throwing darts at headshots of Denzel Washington and choosing whichever actor on which the dart lands? By asking your...
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Other Ingredients In Guy Fieri’s Grown Ups Chili
Combine 2 Things that seem wholly appealing. 3 tbsp No thank you 1 tbsp Well, you know, I just ate actually. It smells great though. 4 Oh, from the movie Grown Ups? Yeah, no, I didn’t get a chance to...
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